Is it true? Why am I the only non-communist on the entire planet Earth? Why am I the last free market advocate?

Oh suuuure, you all can oppose progressive taxation and socialized medicine. That's EASY. But who is the only person in the entire world who opposes the OTHER planks of the communist ideology, things like the abolition of child labor and guaranteed education for all children? ME! Well, guess what? You aren't going to shut me down, you George Soros funded, Karl Marx loving, theory of evolution pushing SOCIALISTS. FACT.